Documentation of a Prodigal

Dude the gamecube sucked

Anonymous

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(Source: sandandglass)

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- bill clinton (via jeffreyeugenides)

(Source: lalondes)

(Source: pink-and-teal)

im-horngry:

Gooey Chocolate Chip Cookies - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Gooey Chocolate Chip Cookies - As Requested!

apricockjam:

Don’t be my friend bc ill jut send u weird ass stories like this

apricockjam:

Don’t be my friend bc ill jut send u weird ass stories like this